seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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