Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
So vagazzling was a success
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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