My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection