You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.