Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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