For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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