If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
