Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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