does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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