Apparently you make a good broom.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
