if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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