im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
how does that bad decision feel?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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