She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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