Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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