After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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