Can Purell be used as lube?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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