why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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