I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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