haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
After last night, I could never be a politician.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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