its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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