It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
