i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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