Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
