They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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