it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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