id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
