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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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