Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
