Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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