I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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