so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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