whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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