Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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