He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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