The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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