At least make sure they are 18
Why
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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