Small penises have feelings too.
My cat gives me a boner
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize
