whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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