I am in a vortex of obligation.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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