we have officially lost it.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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