I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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