Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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