I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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