I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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