but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Can I color on your dick again?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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