It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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