I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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