Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I deserve to be covered in dicks
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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