so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
