Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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