That's intense
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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