he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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