There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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