this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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