At least make sure they are 18
I accidentally burped into my bong.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.