I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.