what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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