Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
