How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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