okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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